Jan 2013 - Bounty

Hello all!!!!

You prolific and productive ones!!! What a bounty you gave us all!!

Now, the time we all both lurve and dread...

Lurve because that bandanny is just SO dang yellow!!

And dread because it is so hard to choose just one story.

But - force yourself. (Or - I could just keep it???? No? Oh. )

Which tantalising tale tickled your funny-bone? Warmed your fuzzy? Moistened your eyes? Brought a lump to your throat (in a good way!)?



Thank you to ALL the ladies who played - winners all!!!

Alright, alright...

Yes, yes - it was obviously a close race this month. Fantastic spread of story creativity from you lovely ladies. NOT that I expect anything less.

Do remember you are ALL winners - and the boys will be along to distribute thanks and prizes via the cuddle route.

However the votes have been counted. Any chads have been taken outside and dang well hung.

And...

We have a tie.

So, would our two winners like to shuffle forward, smiling shyly and making the appropriate self-deprecating gestures - and they are...


SILVERKELPIE & INSIDEOUTLAW


Wild applause. Hoots. Stomping of slippered feet.



Two very different - but very deserving stories!!

Here is one freshly ironed bandanny - sorry about the red wine stain.

It's division I leave entirely to you! Play nice!!!

Congratulations Silverkelpie and InsideOutlaw

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Wow! Thank you so much. I really didn't expect to win, I thought InsideOutlaw had me trounced with her great story. I have hustled the boys indoors to keep them warm... It's cold out there and they shouldn't be sitting on doorsteps. I'm just warming those chilly extremities for them. Honest!

InsideOutlaw - Great story and I'm very surprised to be sharing this with you.

Maybe I should have got gratuitous and actually delivered on the nudity, instead of just mentioning it, and I might have got an outright win?? Any low, dirty trick, huh? I can't think where I got so devious. I must be mixing in criminal circles.

Congratulations to two of my favorite ladies!! Silverkelpie and InsideOutlaw. Great stories both!

Congratulations to Silverkelpie and InsideOutlaw!!! Two well deserving stories

:champagne1: Congratulations InsideOutlaw and Silverkelpie :champagne1:

Great stories, and well deserved winners. A bouquet for each of you,

Congratulations Silverkelpie and Inside outlaw

I didn't even realise the voting was over!

What are they going to do? Split Heyes in two? Cos you know I'm not sharing Kid with ya.

Maz wrote:

What are they going to do? Split Heyes in two?

Yes, ladies, do be careful and share nicely! We want Heyes to be in one piece for the next time around! ;D

Poor Heyes is germ phobic (that's my excuse!), so I've sent a steely-eyed Kid to check things out, armed with anti-bacterial hand wash, and grapes to an ailing InsideOutlaw. Sleep well an relax, IO. I'm looking after 'things' for you. Let's hope nobody thinks I nobbled you! Nah, nobody here would think I was devious, would they? I should be okay...

Good one Silverkelpie!

SK, how the heck did you get the Kid away from Maz??!!

Sure, you can send him my way. We'll do a little target shootin' while I wait for Heyes to arrive. Looks like I might need to brush up on my skills (unless, of course, you share nicely).

I be expecting the dark-eyed one on Valentine's Day. Chocolate and Wine optional.